the worst thing is when you have crumbs in your bra
also when there are crumbs in your keyboard and the keys wont work right
the two most important things in every girl’s life
the boobs and the laptop
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
i cant believe sex happens in real life
- person: i like you
- me: why
whens chip skylarks next tour
“british tv is SO MUCH BETTER THAN AMERICAN TV it’s so much more sophisticated”
Fandoms so far
- SPN Fandom : What ? W ... WHAT ? ANGELS ! THEY ARE FALLING ! NO ! CAS ! DEAN ! SAM ! CROWLEY ! SOMEONE HOLD ME !!
- Whovians : Who is that- ... Wait. WAIT. WHAT ? WHAAAT ?! WHAT IS HAAAAAAPENNIIIIIING ?!!
- SPN and Whovians : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !!
- Sherlockians : Oh, great, now we are the sanest fandom by far.
An update on the fandoms right now:
Doctor Who: wandering around with lost expressions, occasionally murmuring ”what” and bursting into tears.
Supernatural: Curled in a ball crying.
Percy Jackson: Crying.
Sherlock: Rocking in a corner muttering “sooooon….”
Harry Potter: Still in denial. Laid in the fetal position listening to Hedwig’s theme and crying.
Someone please explain to me why Will Smith looks exactly the same as he did in 1989
Okay I’m sorry.
I’m really really sorry.
I think Jared should get a trim.
Not like CHOP OFF HIS LOCKS AND SUDDENLY SEASON 1 HAIR.
But just a trim.
But seriously this has gone on long enough. There should be an intervention episode.
“Sammy, look at your life. Look at your choices.”
when the person you like talks to you first